Million Monkey Theater

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May 27, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Jungle Queen (2009)
A babe raised by monkeys? A gang of gray-haired thugs? Songs aplenty? Oh my yes.

May 22, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Savage Sisters (1974)
Sweaty guys and boring girls shoot it out over a bunch of money. Horrible, yet entertaining!

May 4, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Amazons (1986)
Buxom ladies with swords. Oh yeah. And snakes and horses and lions!

April 23, 2015: New review from Nate today!
The Terrornauts (1967)
Curious humans are kidnapped by aliens, adventure happens. Fairly good flick, better than expected.

April 13, 2015: New review from Nate today!
The Doll Squad (1973)
Hot chicks blow stuff up and save the world. Surprisingly tame and boring and boobless.

April 7, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Cyborg 2087 (1966)
Familiar story of a cyborg sent back in time to save the future. Plus dancing.

March 6, 2015: New joint review from Nate and Pam today!
Ark II (1976)
Back to television screens today, this time for all 15 episodes of this forgotten YA/PA classic about scientists and a monkey saving the world one dirtpoor village at a time.

February 24, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Spaceways (1953)
Rockets to space and cheating housewives, what a combo!

February 18, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Cosmic Monsters (1958)
Golden Oldie about magnets and giant bugs and aliens in trenchcoats. Pretty boring, actually.

February 10, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Eden Log (2007)
Amazingly confusing movie about a people-eating tree and the mutants who love it. Or something. I don't have a clue.

January 14, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Fight Against Invaders (1965)
Dashing young Chinese men fight the good fight against the evil Americans. Propaganda? Yes. Quality entertainment? Also yes.

January 7, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Android Apocalypse (2006)
Robots be takin' our jobs! Build a fence!

January 1, 2015: New review from Nate today!
Pilot X (1936)
2015 is upon us! Been a long and busy month at work/home, what better way to wind it down than a little ditty about a homicidal pilot and a pretty girl in flapper curls.





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