Million Monkey Theater

Where we suffer, for you!


What’s new here?…



September 21, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Forbidden World (1982)
Yes, it's Alien on a budget, but since it's Roger Corman, you at least know it will be interestingly trashy.

September 13, 2016: New review from Jonesy today!
Aces of the Pacific (1992)
Intern Jonesy takes his turn with the last of Nate's flying games. It does not end well for anyone. Back to movies!

September 8, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Blacula (1972)
He black! He's a vampire! Get it?

September 5, 2016: New review from Kelby today!
Battlehawks 1942 (1989)
Intern Kelby helps out with Nate's stack of old flying games. He is not happy.

August 28, 2016: New review from Nate today!
The Dam Busters (1984)
Not the excellent movie, obviously, but the lousy video game. No, the other one. Yeah, that one.

August 22, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Combat Wings: Battle of Britain (2008)
I have a lot of these video games, and now you must suffer.

August 17, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Aces Over Europe (1993)
So many crappy games, so little time...

July 27, 2016: New review from Nate today!
The Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces (2010)
Ok, I lied, one more!

July 21, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Pearl Harbor Trilogy -- 1941: Red Sun Rising (2010)
One more video game this month. Try not to act so excited.

July 13, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII (2007)
Another video game review. You know you love them.

July 8, 2016: New review from Nate today!
WWII Aces (2008)
Just a quick review of a video game I've been playing this week, thought I'd try something different!

March 19, 2016: New review from Nate and Pam today!
Them! (1964)
OMG ANTS!!! Classic old anti-nukes creature feature, still a nice watch.

March 3, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Aelita, Queen of Mars (1924)
Another silent movie from a century ago, surprisingly dull and not much fun to watch.

February 27, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Climb it, Tarzan (2011)
Wow, this was a bad movie from a bad person.

February 23, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Nude on the Moon (1962)
Delivers almost exactly what the title promises and not much more. The perfect movie!

February 16, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Through Thorns to the Stars (1980)
A review in 126 screen caps.

January 25, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Atomic War Bride (1960)
Snoozy and confusing Anti-War film from the days when that sort of thing mattered.

January 11, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Indeed, I don't know and I don't care, but I'm guessing the killer was Ugandan.

January 7, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Queen of Atlantis (1921)
A silent movie today, a gem from ye olden days, about a Lost Civilization and a (sorta) pretty girl.





Go ahead, steal anything you want from this page,
that's between you and the vengeful wrath of your personal god...