If it sucks, I‘m there!
To mangle an old saying, a million monkeys on a million typewriters will produce the
screenplays for some really,
really awful movies.
These are lengthy, in-depth reviews of terribly bad films, from a film geek with
too much
time on his hands!
As you can tell, I have a thing for b-movies of every genre, from giant Japanese monsters to Italian sci-fi and American Blaxploitation. Variety is the spice of life, after all!
Be warned, these are not little capsule reviews you can read in 30 seconds. These
are all
extensive,
scene-by-scene reviews with lots of details, most running between 5,000 and
10,000
words.
Questions? Insults? Corrections? Comments? Want to have me host your
review?
Please let me know! nmdecke@hotmail.com
THE LAST FIVE REVIEWS
March 9, 2010:
March 5, 2010:
March 1, 2010:
New guest review by Paulo Rodrigo up today, of 1993's Psycho Cop Returns. The text is Portuguese only, but pretty girls are the universal language.
February 27, 2010:
February 20, 2010:
February 14, 2010:
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