To mangle an old saying, a million monkeys on a million typewriters will produce the screenplays for some really, really awful movies. These are lengthy, in-depth reviews of terribly bad films, from a film geek with too much time on his hands!
As you can tell, I have a thing for old Japanese monster and sci-fi movies. Lately, I have also started delving into American and European movies in a variety of genres, which has been fun. Be warned, these are not little capsule reviews you can read in 30 seconds. These are all extensive, scene-by-scene reviews with lots of details, most running between 5,000 and 10,000 words.
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January 19, 2010:
A new guest review up today, of 1989's Psycho Cop. And, yes, it's in Portuguese, but I'm thinking of starting a foreign language section, no sense excluding 90% of the planet ;).
Thanks to Paulo Rodrigo for this one.
January 17, 2010:
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