Million Monkey Theater

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January 25, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Atomic War Bride (1960)
Snoozy and confusing Anti-War film from the days when that sort of thing mattered.

January 11, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Indeed, I don't know and I don't care, but I'm guessing the killer was Ugandan.

January 7, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Queen of Atlantis (1921)
A silent movie today, a gem from ye olden days, about a Lost Civilization and a (sorta) pretty girl.





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