Hi! I'm Pam Burda!


Sultry CEO
& Grand Poo-Bah



Hi! I'm Bradley Lyndon!


Snarky Head Writer
& Social Media Flunky



Sod off! I'm Wilhelmina Schlockenhausen!


Surly Receptionist
For Million Monkey Towers



Hi! I'm Hector!


Wizened Intern
& Spiritual Advisor



Hi! I'm Bootsy!


Too Big For His Britches Intern
& Tech Support Specialist



Hi! I'm Mr. Blackburn!


Feckless Junior Intern
& Coffee Boy



MMT Founder Nathan Decker


No longer on the payroll
but might occasionally still be
skulking around here someplace.





 

 
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