Meet the MMT Staff!



Hi! I'm Pam...



Hi! I'm Bradley...


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are plenty of other more valid reasons.


Hi! I'm Sparky...


MMT Intern Mr. Spark Plug Jehoshaphat Malarkey, known to his friends and family as Sparky, is a successful plus-size underwear model and entrepreneur. His Catnip Club for Cats is the world's largest distributor of recreational and medicinal catnip products, offering over 300 varieties of edible and smokable nip. Obviously he really doesn't need this job. He says he does it for a lark but I suspect he actually does it out of pity.

Hi! I'm Tizwin...


Tizwin is currently employed by MMT as a private investigator and international marketing research specialist, whatever that means. His per diem is getting a bit out of hand, but he is very persuasive when it comes to justifying his expenditures. He'd make a fine used car salesman.





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