Meet the MMT Staff!


Why not? If you're already here we all know you've got nothing better to do anyway.



Hi! I'm Pam Burda!


Sultry CEO
& Grand Poo-Bah



Hi! I'm Bradley Lyndon!


Snarky Head Writer
& Social Media Flunky



Sod off! I'm Wilhelmina Schlockenhausen!


Surly Receptionist
Million Monkey Towers



Hi! I'm Sparky J. Malarkey!


Overweight Intern
& Catnip Entrepreneur



Hi! I'm Mr. Blackburn!


Feckless Junior Intern
& Coffee Boy



Hi! I'm Tizwin!


Sneaky Investigative Intern
& All-Purpose Pain in the Arse



Bonjour! Je m'appelle La Tinque!


Sensation de Danse Internationale
et Detective Consultant Amateur



MMT Founder Nathan Decker


No longer on the payroll
but might occasionally still be
skulking around here someplace.







Go ahead, steal anything you want from this page,
that's between you and the vengeful wrath of your personal god...