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Forbidden Planet (1956)
Ouanga, a.k.a. The Love Wanga (1936)
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Shitmas Day Twelve: Junior Christian Teaching Bible Lesson Program! (1991)
Shitmas Day Eleven: T. Bag's Christmas Ding Dong (1990)
Shitmas Day Ten: Rubik the Amazing Cube: Rubik's First Christmas (1983)
Shitmas Day Nine: Kathie Lee's Rock 'n Tots Cafe: A Christmas "Giff" (1995)
Shitmas Day Eight: Round the Twist: Santa Claws (1990)
Shitmas Day Seven: Edison's Xmas: The Night Before Christmas (1905) & A Little Girl Who Did Not Believe In Santa Claus (1907)
Shitmas Day Six: Kamen Rider: The Monstrous Wolfman's Killer Party (1971)
Shitmas Day Five: Annie Oakley: Santa Claus Wears a Gun (1956)
Shitmas Day Four: Santa's Magic Toy Bag (1983)
Shitmas Day Three: Roll Out: Christmas of '44 (1973)
Shitmas Day Two: Nilus the Sandman: The Boy Who Dreamed Christmas (1991)
Shitmas Day One: The Gospel Bill Show: The Spirit of Giving (1985)
Untamed Women (1952)
Undersea Kingdom: Chapters 7-12 (1936)
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Shitmas Day Twelve: The Christmas computer Caper (1983)
Shitmas Day Eleven: Merry Marionettes: Howdy Doody's Christmas (1951) & The Elf and Mr. Little (1953)
Shitmas Day Ten: The Adventures of Candy Claus (1987)
Shitmas Day Nine: Santa Claus (1925)
Shitmas Day Eight: The Elf who Saved Christmas (1992)
Shitmas Day Seven: Adventures from Moominvalley: Christmas is Coming (1990)
Shitmas Day Six: The Beachcombers: Stars of Wonder (1987)
Shitmas Day Five: Davey & Goliath: Christmas Lost & Found (1965)
Shitmas Day Four: Flint the Time Detective: Caveman's Christmas (1998)
Shitmas Day Three: Your Jeweler's Showcase: Christmas is Magic (1953)
Shitmas Day Two: Deck the Halls with Wacky Walls (1983)
Shitmas Day One: Santa's Christmas Circus (1966)
Mars Needs Women (1968)
The Three Faces of All Hallows Eve (1979/1996/1985)
Shitmas in July: The Littlest Angel (1969) & Santa's Enchanted Village (1964)
Psycho Ape! (2020)
Undersea Kingdom: Chapters 1-6 (1936)
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Shitmas Day Twelve: Shaktimaan: Series One Christmas Episode (1997)
Shitmas Day Eleven: Gruen Guild Theater: Joe Santa Claus (1951)
Shitmas Day Ten: Astro Boy: The Light Ray Robot (1980)
Shitmas Day Nine: Hard Hat Harry: Santa Claus Adventure (1995)
Shitmas Day Eight: George and the Christmas Star (1985)
Shitmas Day Seven: Benji's Very Own Christmas Story (1978)
Shitmas Day Six: Gerbert: The Gift of Giving (1991)
Shitmas Day Five: Evenings on a Farm near Didanka (1961)
Shitmas Day Four: The Keith Harris Christmas Party (1983)
Shitmas Day Three: The Adventures of Long John Silver: The Orphans' Christmas (1954)
Shitmas Day Two: The Lollipop Dragon: The Great Christmas Race (1986)
Shitmas Day One: Santa & the Fairy Snow Queen (1951)
The Blue Bird (1940)
A*P*E (1976)
Beyond the Time Barrier (1960)
Shitmas in July: Elves (1989) and Santa Claus' Story (1945)
The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959)
Zombies of Mora Tao (1957)
Gorath (1962)
30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007)
Returner (2002)
Humanity's End (2008)
Shockwave (2005)
Santo y Blue Demon contra los Monstruos (1970)
USS Poseidon: Phantom Below (2005)
Encrypt (2003)
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Shitmas Day Twelve: He-Man & She-Ra A Christmas Special (1985)
Shitmas Day Eleven: Red Skelton's Christmas Dinner (1981)
Shitmas Day Ten: A Family Circus Christmas (1979)
Shitmas Day Nine: The Forest Rangers Santa MacLeod (1965)
Shitmas Day Eight: The Christmas Tree (1991)
Shitmas Day Seven: Liberace's Christmas Special (1954)
Shitmas Day Six: Colby's Clubhouse It's Almost Christmas (1984)
Shitmas Day Five: A Message from Mars (1913)
Shitmas Day Four: Ultraman Taro The Ultra Christmas Tree (1974)
Shitmas Day Three: Christmas at Eureeka's Castle (1990)
Shitmas Day Two: Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey (1977)
Shitmas Day One: Mr. T & Emmanuel Lewis in A Christmas Dream (1984)
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976)
As the Earth Turns (1938)
The Corpse Vanishes (1942)
Shitmas in July: A Time to Remember (1988) and A Christmas Dream (1946)
Space Mutiny (1988)
Mutiny in Outer Space (1965)
Womaneater (1958)
The Pilot Project #2 (1961, 1985, 1977)
Pufnstuf (1970)
Toomorrow (1970)
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Shitmas Day Twelve: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Shitmas Day Eleven: The GLO Friends Save Christmas (1985)
Shitmas Day Ten: Magic Christmas Tree (1964)
Shitmas Day Nine: The Gong Show Christmas Episode (1977)
Shitmas Day Eight: The Christmas Martian (1971)
Shitmas Day Seven: A Welk Family Christmas (1958)
Shitmas Day Six: Alpha's Magical Christmas (1994)
Shitmas Day Five: Fat Albert's Christmas Special (1977)
Shitmas Day Four: The Monster's Christmas (1981)
Shitmas Day Three: A Garfield Christmas Special (1987)
Shitmas Day Two: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas (1994)
Shitmas Day One: Alf's Special Christmas (1987)
The Pilot Project #1 (1960, 1967, 1980)
Netto-Katzen (2016)
The Beach Girls and the Monster (1965)
The Last Warrior (2010)
Fenomenal and the Treasure of Tutankamen (1968)
Siat II: Age of Aironman (2015)
Alliance: At Dawn (1984)
The Catman of Paris (1946)
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The corporate funds and swear jar money heist of September 2018 leaves founder Nathan Decker a broken shell of his former self. In a daze he signs over MMT to Pam Burda and Bradley Lyndon and goes on a semi-permanent meditation retreat to the jungle temples of northern India.
Solaris (1972)
Conquest (1983)
Maniac (1934)
Winterbeast (1991)
The Corpse Eaters (1974)
Queen Kong (1976)
La Nave de los Monstruos (Ship of Monsters) (1960)
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Spawn of the Slithis (1977)
Nocturna: Granddaughter of Dracula (1979)
Wonder Women (1973)
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
The Big Space Journey (1975)
Flying Saucers Over Istanbul (1955)
Street Angel (1937)
Space Trucker Bruce (2014)
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983)
Kung Fury (2015)
Fire Maidens from Outer Space (1956)
1999 A.D. (1967)
Teens in the Universe (1975)
Bitter Lake (2011)
Things to Come (1936)
Moscow-Cassiopeia (1973)
War of the Planets (1966)
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The Space Children (1958)
All Nightmare Long (2008)
Apaches (1973)
Wild, Wild Planet (1965)
First Man into Space (1959)
Crack in the World (1965)
Space Thing (1968)
The Colossus of New York (1958)
Forbidden World (1982)
Blacula (1972)
She (1925)
Battlehawks 1942 (1989) [Video Game]
Aces of the Pacific (1992) [Video Game]
The Dam Busters (1984) [Video Game]
Combat Wings: Battle of Britain (2008) [Video Game]
Aces Over Europe (1993) [Video Game]
Pearl Harbor Trilogy -- 1941: Red Sun Rising (2010) [Video Game]
WWII Aces (2008) [Video Game]
The Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces (2010) [Video Game]
Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII (2007) [Video Game]
Aelita, Queen of Mars (1924)
Them! (1954)
Through Thorns to the Stars (1980)
Climb it, Tarzan! (2011)
Nude on the Moon (1962)
Atomic War Bride (1960)
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Queen of Atlantis (1921)
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Personal Hygiene for Women (1943)
Mysterious Island of Beautiful Women (1979)
Moonbase 3 (1973)
Apocalypse and the Beauty Queen (2005)
Deadly Kick (1976)
Street Angels (1993)
Denizen (2010)
Chai Lai Angels: Dangerous Flowers (2006)
Space Patrol Orion (1966)
The Communist Threat (1962)
Savage Sisters (1974)
Amazons (1986)
Jungle Queen (2009)
Cyborg 2087 (1966)
The Doll Squad (1973)
The Terrornauts (1967)
Ark II (1976)
Eden Log (2007)
Cosmic Monsters (1958)
Spaceways (1953)
Fight Against Invaders (1965)
Android Apocalypse (2006)
Pilot X (1936)
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Foolish and Ballerina (1976)
The Silent Star (1960)
Omega Doom (1996)
Sabre Command (1973)
Hell Squad (1986)
Starship Exeter: The Savage Empire (2002)
The Starlost (1973)
Sky Fighters (2011)
Jurassic Women (1994)
The Launching of Spaceship-1 (1937)
The Night the World Exploded (1957)
The Objective (2007)
Crossworlds (1996)
Gappa: The Triphibian Monster (1967)
Test Pilota Prixa (1978)
This Island Earth (1955)
Night of the Howling Beast (1975)
The Rig (1994)
Titanic (1943)
Eegah (1962)
Black Shark (1992)
Order Number 27 (1986)
Solar Crisis (1990)
Aztec Rex (2008)
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Orgy of the Dead (1965)
Project Moon Base (1953)
The Mole People (1956)
The Atomic Submarine (1960)
The Apocalypse Man (2012)
Winter of the Dead (2005)
The Alligator People (1959)
Gamera vs. Jiger (1970)
Behind the Cross (2012)
Old Mother Riley's Ghosts (1941)
Submarine Attack (1954)
Eshlo (2009)
Vampire Over London (1952)
The Phantom Empire (1935)
Saturn 3 (1980)
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1969)
Beginning of the End (1957)
Daigoro vs. Goliath (1972)
Zombies of the Stratosphere (1952)
X: The Man with X-Ray Eyes (1963)
The Devil's Rain (1975)
Hands of Steel (1986)
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The Bullet is Still in My Pocket (1974)
Queen of Outer Space (1958)
Ikarie XB-1 (1963)
Hong Kil Dong (1986)
The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1962)
Hoor in the Fire of the Imposed War (1991)
Planet of Dinosaurs (1978)
Black Noon (1971)
Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
The Flight That Disappeared (1961)
Devil Girl from Mars (1954)
Batwoman (1968)
Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962)
The People That Time Forgot (1977)
Godzilla Raids Again (1959)
White Comanche (1968)
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Gammera the Invicible (1965)
Caryl of the Mountains (1936)
The Revenge of Doctor X (1970)
Princess of Mars (2009)
The Killer Shrews (1959)
Carnival of Souls (1962)
UFO: Target Earth (1974)
The Doomsday Machine (1972)
Trantastic (2011)
Prisoners of the Lost Universe (1983)
The Violent Years (1956)
The Yesterday Machine (1963)
Ghost Patrol (1936)
Black Horizon (2003)
Circadian Rhythm (2005)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Wolfman (1979)
Dancing Pirate (1936)
Horrors of Spider Island (1960)
72 Meters (2004)
Escort Girl (1941)
The Eye Creatures (1965)
Mirror Wars: Reflection One (2005)
Moscow Chill (2007)
Countdown: Jerusalem (2009)
Solo Voyage (1985)
Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)
I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
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Founder Nathan Decker took the second half of 2010 off to pursue other projects. Prison again. Mostly.
High Kicks (1993)
Zombie Honeymoon (2004)
100 Million B.C. (2008)
Santo and Blue Demon vs. Doctor Frankenstein (1974)
Colossus and the Amazon Queen (1960)
Moon of the Wolf (1972)
Revolt of the Zombies (1936)
Mesa of Lost Women (1953)
Flight to Danger (1995)
Robot Monster (1953)
Golgo 13: Kowloon Assignment (1977)
The Last Sentinel (2007)
Swamp Women (1955)
The Lost Missile (1958)
CyberHolocaust 2200 (2007)
Final Days of Planet Earth (2005)
Grave of the Vampire (1974)
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
The Big Fight (1972)
Panic in Year Zero! (1962)
The Black Gestapo (1975)
Creature (1985)
Black Streetfighter (1975)
Mean Johnny Barrows (1976)
Death Journey (1976)
Lady Cocoa (1975)
The Black Six (1973)
Neophytes & Neon Lights (2001)
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Weapons of Death (1980)
Vulcan, Son of Jupiter (1962)
The Werewolf of Washington (1973)
Man on Fire (1987)
Endgame (1983)
Your Mother Wears Combat Boots (1989)
Sky Patrol (1939)
Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)
Teenage Zombies (1959)
This is Not a Test (1962)
The Giant Gila Monster (1959)
Creature From the Haunted Sea (1961)
Ice Spiders (2006)
Ninja Phantom Heroes (1987)
Magma: Volcanic Disaster (2006)
The Vampire Happening (1974)
Supernova (2005)
Get Christie Love! (1974)
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1991)
A Choice of Weapons (1975)
Atom Age Vampire (1960)
Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America (2006)
The Werewolf versus the Vampire Woman (1971)
Rattlers (1976)
Countdown: The Sky's On Fire (1998)
Death Run to Istanbul (1993)
She Demons (1958)
Infernal Street (1973)
The Wasp Woman (1959)
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1965)
America 3000 (1986)
Nature Unleashed: Earthquake (2004)
Crash Landing (2005)
Track of the Moon Beast (1972)
The Day the Earth Caught Fire (1961)
The Day Time Ended (1979)
Waiting for the Giants (2000)
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The Black Hole (2006)
Absolute Zero (2005)
10.5 Apocalypse (2006)
Category 7: The End of the World (2005)
First Action Hero (1994)
Bridge of Dragons (1999)
Blastfighter (1984)
Raiders of Atlantis (1983)
Storm (1999)
Virus (1980)
Endless Descent (1989)
Blood of the Dragon (1973)
Kung Fu: The Invisible Fist (1972)
Laser Mission (1990)
Laserhawk (1997)
T.N.T. Jackson (1975)
Yor, the Hunter From the Future (1983)
Atlas (1961)
Body #82 (2005)
Ski Troop Attack (1960)
Solarbabies (1986)
Thunder Warrior (1983)
The Disappearance of Flight 412 (1974)
Aftershock (1990)
Knights (1993)
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
The Last Woman on Earth (1960)
Rage of the Master (1971)
Black Cobra II (1988)
Warriors of the Apocalypse (1985)
Wheels of Fire (1984)
Terminal Virus (1994)
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The Firing Line (1991)
2020: Texas Gladiators (1982)
She (1982)
Robot Holocaust (1986)
Interzone (1987)
Raiders of the Sun (1992)
American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1994)
Survival Zone (1983)
Danger Beneath the Sea (2001)
The Sisterhood (1988)
Graveyard Tramps (1973)
The New Barbarians (1982)
The Great Gabbo (1929)
Karate Cop (1991)
Slipstream (1989)
Blood Tide (1982)
Black Cobra (1987)
The Dragon's Showdown (1986)
The Final Comedown (1972)
Hercules Against the Mongols (1963)
Hercules and the Masked Rider (1964)
Hercules and the Princess of Troy (1965)
Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon (1964)
Hercules Unchained (1959)
Santo versus Frankenstein's Daughter (1972)
Death Rage (1976)
Ninja Wars (1982)
Shogun's Ninja (1980)
Sister Street Fighter (1974)
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Founder Nathan Decker took all of 2006 off to pursue other projects. Not prison. Mostly.
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Santo in the Vengeance of the Mummy (1971)
They Came From Beyond Space (1967)
Alien Species (1996)
Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (1965)
Star Odyssey (1979)
In the Year 2889 (1967)
Idaho Transfer (1973)
Eyes Behind the Stars (1978)
Killers From Space (1954)
Journey to the Center of Time (1967)
War of the Robots (1978)
Eagles Attack at Dawn (1970)
Casablanca Express (1988)
Flash Gordon and the Planet of Death (1954)
Phantom From Space (1953)
The Phantom Planet (1961)
Commandos (1968)
Cosmos: War of the Planets (1977)
Atragon (1963)
The War in Space (1977)
Crash of Moons (1954)
Son of Godzilla (1967)
Battle in Outer Space (1959)
Assignment: Outer Space (1960)
Unknown World (1951)
Destroy all Planets (Gamera vs. Viras) (1968)
Mothra (1961)
Rebirth of Mothra II (1997)
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)
Godzilla versus Hedorah (1971)
A Yank in Libya (1944)
War of the Monsters (Gamera vs. Barugon) (1966)
Warning From Space (1956)
The Day the Sky Exploded (1958)
The Flying Deuces (1939)
Black Brigade (1970)
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Godzilla versus Megaguirus (2000)
Godzilla versus Megalon (1973)
Earth Defense Force (The Mysterians) (1957)
Godzilla versus Space Godzilla (1994)
Godzilla versus The Sea Monster (1966)
Godzilla versus MechaGodzilla I (1974)
Godzilla versus Destoroyah (1995)
Godzilla 1985 (1985)
Destroy all Monsters! (1968)
Terror of MechaGodzilla (1975)
Rebirth of Mothra I (1996)
Rodan (1956)
Godzilla's Revenge (1969)
Godzilla versus Monster Zero (1965)
Godzilla versus Mothra I (1964)
Godzilla versus Gigan (1972)
Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1956)
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Godzilla 2000 (1999)
On July 31, 2003 site founder Nathan Decker wrenched Million Monkey Theater forth from the smoldering ashes of a shitty Geocities site. At first it was going to be just a wee little Godzilla fan page, but my how it's grown and changed...
that's between you and the vengeful wrath of your personal god...