Review Archive



Yes, yes, I know, not actually an A-to-Z list anymore. I decided to change it to Newest-to-Oldest but I'm not about to go back and change the html on hundreds of pages because I'm old and lazy.

---------------------------2018------------------------


Queen Kong (1976)
La Nave de los Monstruos (Ship of Monsters) (1960) [Guest review]

---------------------------2017------------------------


Spawn of the Slithis (1977) [Guest review]
Nocturna: Granddaughter of Dracula (1979) [Guest review]
Wonder Women (1973)
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) [Guest review]
The Big Space Journey (1975)
Flying Saucers Over Istanbul (1955)
Street Angel (1937)
Space Trucker Bruce (2014)
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983)
Kung Fury (2015)
Fire Maidens from Outer Space (1956)
1999 A.D. (1967)
Teens in the Universe (1975)
Bitter Lake (2011)
Things to Come (1936)
Moscow-Cassiopeia (1973)
War of the Planets (1966)

---------------------------2016------------------------


The Space Children (1958)
All Nightmare Long (2008)
Apaches (1973)
Wild, Wild Planet (1965)
First Man into Space (1959)
Crack in the World (1965)
Space Thing (1968)
The Colossus of New York (1958)
Forbidden World (1982)
Blacula (1972)
She (1925)
Battlehawks 1942 (1989) [Video Game]
Aces of the Pacific (1992) [Video Game]
The Dam Busters (1984) [Video Game]
Combat Wings: Battle of Britain (2008) [Video Game]
Aces Over Europe (1993) [Video Game]
Pearl Harbor Trilogy -- 1941: Red Sun Rising (2010) [Video Game]
WWII Aces (2008) [Video Game]
The Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces (2010) [Video Game]
Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII (2007) [Video Game]
Aelita, Queen of Mars (1924)
Them! (1954)
Through Thorns to the Stars (1980)
Climb it, Tarzan! (2011)
Nude on the Moon (1962)
Atomic War Bride (1960)
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Queen of Atlantis (1921)

---------------------------2015------------------------


Personal Hygiene for Women (1943)
Mysterious Island of Beautiful Women (1979)
Moonbase 3 (1973)
Apocalypse and the Beauty Queen (2005)
Deadly Kick (1976)
Street Angels (1993)
Denizen (2010)
Chai Lai Angels: Dangerous Flowers (2006)
Space Patrol Orion (1966)
The Communist Threat (1962)
Savage Sisters (1974)
Amazons (1986)
Jungle Queen (2009)
Cyborg 2087 (1966)
The Doll Squad (1973)
The Terrornauts (1967)
Ark II (1976)
Eden Log (2007)
Cosmic Monsters (1958)
Spaceways (1953)
Fight Against Invaders (1965)
Android Apocalypse (2006)
Pilot X (1936)

---------------------------2014------------------------


Foolish and Ballerina (1976)
The Silent Star (1960)
Omega Doom (1996)
Sabre Command (1973)
Hell Squad (1986)
Starship Exeter: The Savage Empire (2002)
The Starlost (1973)
Sky Fighters (2011)
Jurassic Women (1994)
The Launching of Spaceship-1 (1937)
The Night the World Exploded (1957)
The Objective (2007)
Crossworlds (1996)
Gappa: The Triphibian Monster (1967)
Test Pilota Prixa (1978)
This Island Earth (1955)
Night of the Howling Beast (1975)
The Rig (1994)
Titanic (1943)
Eegah (1962)
Black Shark (1992)
Order Number 27 (1986)
Solar Crisis (1990)
Aztec Rex (2008)

---------------------------2013------------------------


Orgy of the Dead (1965)
Project Moon Base (1953)
The Mole People (1956)
The Atomic Submarine (1960)
The Apocalypse Man (2012)
Winter of the Dead (2005)
The Alligator People (1959)
Gamera vs. Jiger (1970)
Behind the Cross (2012)
Old Mother Riley's Ghosts (1941)
Submarine Attack (1954)
Eshlo (2009)
Vampire Over London (1952)
The Phantom Empire (1935)
Saturn 3 (1980)
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1969)
Beginning of the End (1957)
Daigoro vs. Goliath (1972)
Zombies of the Stratosphere (1952)
X: The Man with X-Ray Eyes (1963)
The Devil's Rain (1975)
Hands of Steel (1986)

---------------------------2012------------------------


The Bullet is Still in My Pocket (1974)
Queen of Outer Space (1958)
Ikarie XB-1 (1963)
Hong Kil Dong (1986)
The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1962)
Hoor in the Fire of the Imposed War (1991)
Man Thing (2005) [Guest review]
Superman Returns (2006) [Guest Review]
Planet of Dinosaurs (1978)
Black Noon (1971)
Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
The Flight That Disappeared (1961)
Devil Girl from Mars (1954)
Batwoman (1968)
Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962)
The People That Time Forgot (1977)
Godzilla Raids Again (1959)
White Comanche (1968)

---------------------------2011------------------------


Gammera the Invicible (1965)
Caryl of the Mountains (1936)
The Revenge of Doctor X (1970)
Princess of Mars (2009)
The Killer Shrews (1959)
Carnival of Souls (1962)
UFO: Target Earth (1974)
The Doomsday Machine (1972)
Trantastic (2011)
Prisoners of the Lost Universe (1983)
The Violent Years (1956)
The Yesterday Machine (1963)
Ghost Patrol (1936)
Black Horizon (2003)
Circadian Rhythm (2005)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Wolfman (1979)
Dancing Pirate (1936)
Horrors of Spider Island (1960)
72 Meters (2004)
Escort Girl (1941)
The Eye Creatures (1965)
Mirror Wars: Reflection One (2005)
Moscow Chill (2007)
Countdown: Jerusalem (2009)
Solo Voyage (1985)
Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)
I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

---------------------------2010------------------------


I took the second half of 2010 off, because, you know, prison. Again.

High Kicks (1993)
Zombie Honeymoon (2004)
100 Million B.C. (2008)
Santo and Blue Demon vs. Doctor Frankenstein (1974)
Colossus and the Amazon Queen (1960)
Moon of the Wolf (1972)
Revolt of the Zombies (1936)
Mesa of Lost Women (1953)
Flight to Danger (1995)
Robot Monster (1953)
Golgo 13: Kowloon Assignment (1977)
The Last Sentinel (2007)
Swamp Women (1955)
The Lost Missile (1958)
CyberHolocaust 2200 (2007)
Final Days of Planet Earth (2005)
Grave of the Vampire (1974)
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
The Big Fight (1972)
Panic in Year Zero! (1962)
The Black Gestapo (1975)
Creature (1985)
Black Streetfighter (1975)
Mean Johnny Barrows (1976)
Death Journey (1976)
Lady Cocoa (1975)
The Black Six (1973)
Neophytes & Neon Lights (2001)

---------------------------2009------------------------


Weapons of Death (1980)
Vulcan, Son of Jupiter (1962)
The Werewolf of Washington (1973)
Man on Fire (1987)
Alone in the Dark (2005) [Guest review]
Endgame (1983)
Your Mother Wears Combat Boots (1989)
Sky Patrol (1939)
Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)
Teenage Zombies (1959)
This is Not a Test (1962)
The Giant Gila Monster (1959)
Creature From the Haunted Sea (1961)
Ice Spiders (2006)
Ninja Phantom Heroes (1987)
Magma: Volcanic Disaster (2006)
The Vampire Happening (1974)
Supernova (2005)
Get Christie Love! (1974)
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1991)
A Choice of Weapons (1975)
Atom Age Vampire (1960)
Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America (2006)
The Werewolf versus the Vampire Woman (1971)
Rattlers (1976)
Countdown: The Sky's On Fire (1998)
Death Run to Istanbul (1993)
She Demons (1958)
Infernal Street (1973)
The Wasp Woman (1959)
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1965)
America 3000 (1986)
Nature Unleashed: Earthquake (2004)
Crash Landing (2005)
Track of the Moon Beast (1972)
The Day the Earth Caught Fire (1961)
The Day Time Ended (1979)
Waiting for the Giants (2000)

---------------------------2008------------------------


The Black Hole (2006)
Absolute Zero (2005)
10.5 Apocalypse (2006)
Category 7: The End of the World (2005)
First Action Hero (1994)
Bridge of Dragons (1999)
Blastfighter (1984)
Raiders of Atlantis (1983)
Storm (1999)
Virus (1980)
Endless Descent (1989)
Blood of the Dragon (1973)
Kung Fu: The Invisible Fist (1972)
Laser Mission (1990)
Laserhawk (1997)
T.N.T. Jackson (1975)
Yor, the Hunter From the Future (1983)
Atlas (1961)
Body #82 (2005)
Ski Troop Attack (1960)
Solarbabies (1986)
Thunder Warrior (1983)
The Disappearance of Flight 412 (1974)
Aftershock (1990)
Knights (1993)
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
The Last Woman on Earth (1960)
Rage of the Master (1971)
Black Cobra II (1988)
Warriors of the Apocalypse (1985)
Wheels of Fire (1984)
Terminal Virus (1994)

---------------------------2007------------------------


The Firing Line (1991)
2020: Texas Gladiators (1982)
She (1982)
Robot Holocaust (1986)
Interzone (1987)
Raiders of the Sun (1992)
American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1994)
Survival Zone (1983)
Danger Beneath the Sea (2001)
The Sisterhood (1988)
Graveyard Tramps (1973)
The New Barbarians (1982)
The Great Gabbo (1929)
Karate Cop (1991)
Slipstream (1989)
Blood Tide (1982)
Black Cobra (1987)
The Dragon's Showdown (1986)
The Final Comedown (1972)
Hercules Against the Mongols (1963)
Hercules and the Masked Rider (1964)
Hercules and the Princess of Troy (1965)
Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon (1964)
Hercules Unchained (1959)
Santo versus Frankenstein's Daughter (1972)
Death Rage (1976)
Ninja Wars (1982)
Shogun's Ninja (1980)
Sister Street Fighter (1974)

---------------------------2006------------------------

I took all of 2006 off to do other things. No, I wasn't in jail. Mostly.

---------------------------2005------------------------


Santo in the Vengeance of the Mummy (1971)
They Came From Beyond Space (1967)
Alien Species (1996)
Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (1965)
Star Odyssey (1979)
In the Year 2889 (1967)
Idaho Transfer (1973)
Eyes Behind the Stars (1978)
Killers From Space (1954)
Journey to the Center of Time (1967)
War of the Robots (1978)
Eagles Attack at Dawn (1970)
Casablanca Express (1988)
Flash Gordon and the Planet of Death (1954)
Phantom From Space (1953)
The Phantom Planet (1961)
Commandos (1968)
Cosmos: War of the Planets (1977)
Atragon (1963)
The War in Space (1977)
Crash of Moons (1954)
Son of Godzilla (1967)
Battle in Outer Space (1959)
Assignment: Outer Space (1960)
Unknown World (1951)
Destroy all Planets (Gamera vs. Viras) (1968)
Mothra (1961)
Rebirth of Mothra II (1997)
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)
Godzilla versus Hedorah (1971)
A Yank in Libya (1944)
War of the Monsters (Gamera vs. Barugon) (1966)
Warning From Space (1956)
The Day the Sky Exploded (1958)
Black Brigade (1970)
The Flying Deuces (1939)

---------------------------2004------------------------


Godzilla versus Megaguirus (2000)
Godzilla versus Megalon (1973)
Earth Defense Force (The Mysterians) (1957)
Godzilla versus Space Godzilla (1994)
Godzilla versus The Sea Monster (1966)
Godzilla versus MechaGodzilla I (1974)
Godzilla versus Destoroyah (1995)
Godzilla 1985 (1985)
Destroy all Monsters! (1968)
Terror of MechaGodzilla (1975)
Rebirth of Mothra I (1996)
Rodan (1956)
Godzilla's Revenge (1969)
Godzilla versus Monster Zero (1965)
Godzilla versus Mothra I (1964)
Godzilla versus Gigan (1972)
Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1956)

---------------------------2003------------------------


Godzilla 2000 (1999)

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